Not A Good Look

On my train the other morning, there was a lady in her early 40's, standing close by with her back to me. She was wearing a really nice white skirt.

The problem?

I could also see that she was wearing a white pair of french style knickers, which her top was not long enough to cover.

Now, if you're going to wear a white skirt or pants, you should stick to wearing flesh coloured underwear. That way, poor unfortunate souls, like moi, do not suffer psychologically! *sarcastic grin*